香港才子 – 黄子华 (Dayo Wong)

I really enjoy watching the stand-up comedy shows by Dayo Wong (黄子华). He is witty, sarcastic with a baseline. I have been entertaining myself with his VCD and DVD of his shows, and they are all wonderful. I just wish that someone can tell me when he is doing the next show. I’ll make sure I’ll get the tickets and go watch him LIVE in Hong Kong.

During one of the shows, probably about 8 years ago… he was talking about how Asians view Americans or Europeans far more superior in every way. And when he mentioned about a love poem that he wrote for a European gal, this is what was being shared… it’s hilarious.

Original Version in English

I don’t want to be a Chinese…
And you are not a Chinese…
So let us kiss…
Please…

The Translated Version in Chinese (and oh, so true) 

我极度自卑
但我不自欺
我很想嘴你
死未.